Investigation of 9-State Outbreak of Cyclospora Illnesses: Iceberg Lettuce

 https://www.fda.gov/food/outbreaks-foodborne-illness/investigation-9-state-outbreak-cyclospora-illnesses-iceberg-lettuce-july-2026 

https://www.cdc.gov/cyclosporiasis/outbreaks/07-26/index.html 

https://www.uchealth.org/today/cyclospora-outbreak-what-to-know/ 

Unfortunately, with such a powerful force, you will either shit your pants, because you can't make it to the toilet fast enough. Or, if you do, you will blast+the+bowl.