Tuesday, July 06, 2021

Snakes on a Plane...

Snakes_on_a_Plane (2006) was quite the movie for anyone trapped on a dangeroussssss flight. Especially if you are stuck on the toilet. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snakes_on_a_Plane#Internet

Everything Wrong With Snakes On A Plane https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q096V2cyXn4

Just another strange movie involving dangerous animals? 

How safe is any toilet?

https://www.newsweek.com/snake-slithers-out-toilet-bites-man-his-genitals This is such a horrible encounter with a toilet snake. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/austrian-man-bit-by-snake-toilet-b1878514.html

The Texas Toilet Snake https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJZu1AvU2ns (KHOU11Houston)

https://www.familyhandyman.com/article/how-to-avoid-snakes-slithering-up-your-toilet

The Toilet Cobra https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Na3-Y7PHegY If you are constipated, the toilet snake will really get things moving!

If you survive getting the shit bitten out of you, perhaps a memento is in order.

The anaconda in the toilet (Diorama)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pvl4ibwEIdI At the other end of the spectrum if the snake gives you diarrhea, then all the better to have a diarrhea-diorama. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8L2xpQIMjE

https://www.vulture.com/article/best-snake-movie-moments.html

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sssssss#Plot , https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070622