https://nypost.com/2026/05/17/us-news/texas-bound-flight-diverted-to-tahiti-after-alleged-drunk-passenger-bites-cabin-crew "Alleged front-row footage of the passenger, which was uploaded to social media by comedian Mike Goldstein, shows the man stumbling out of the toilet still doing his belt up."
Nothing like drunken, bearded violence on a plane.