A Bathroom-Inspired Restaurant Has People Eating From Toilet Bowls (WTF?)

 https://www.distractify.com/trending/2017/12/08/28l2aT/bathroom-toilet-restaurant The larger the meal, the more ENORMOUS the shit!

https://www.straitstimes.com/asia/se-asia/indonesias-toilet-themed-cafe-serves-up-stomach-churning-food There is nothing like filling up the stomach, especially the LARGE intestine.

https://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2016-07-25/this-restaurant-in-indonesia-serves-food-out-of-toilet-bowls

Who would have thought that some day there would be a market for symbolic excremental culinary delights? As long as the novelty of bathroom humor continues, Modern_Toilet_Restaurant will stay afloat. Otherwise, the toilet-food business will go down the drain.

Of course the idea of eating in a toilet themed restaurant is all part of the joke with the entertainment and excrement of it all. https://hedgersabroad.com/modern-toilets-crappy-food-review

https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/life/688479/toilet-themed-cafe-jamban-indonesia-eat-out-of-loo Of course no matter how good and tasty the food can be, it all turns to shit, in the end. So just mash it all up and dig in! https://mashable.com/article/indonesia-toilet-themed-restaurant Then it's blast the bowl time!

Although the toilet food concept has been around for several years, its still not in every city. Perhaps that's a good thing.

https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/modern-toilet-restaurant

There could be a special menu for constipated customers. After a few bites, its stomach churning enema time. One always hopes that they can make it to the real toilet, just in time to blast the bowl!  

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8a/Modern_Toilet_Restaurant2.jpg/960px-Modern_Toilet_Restaurant2.jpg 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modern_Toilet_Restaurant , https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuconcriUWM

When a building is shaped like a toilet, it might as well have its own toilet restaurant or cafeteria.

https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/life/687108/chinese-university-toilet-shape-Zhengzhou-City

Or put food vending machines right next to all the toilets in the building.

https://www.ndtv.com/offbeat/north-china-university-building-looks-like-a-giant-toilet-1755976

https://fusionanomaly.net/toilets.html

What's The Most Addictive Food? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aunrx86kmnw , https://www.youtube.com/GoodMythicalMorning/videos  

https://thedigitallabyrinth.blogspot.com/search?q=blast+the+bowl 

https://thedigitallabyrinth.blogspot.com/search?q=shit

Toilet Wars #2

https://www.amazon.com/Toilet-Wars-Vintage-Metal-Sign/dp/B09WYNVMSZ?th=1

It's all about blast the bowl entertainment and excrement.

https://www.thetravel.com/15-of-the-worlds-coolest-public-restrooms-5-wed-rather-hold-it-in

https://www.insider.com/bathrooms-around-the-world-2018-7

 https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.toiletwars&hl=en

Hero Wars mobile game ads '475' Toilet Tunnel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED0eOYuGrwU

Hero Wars latest mobile game ads '334' Red Toilet appears in Train https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk-Mxzkfz8k The toilet portal...

Hero Wars Ads Mighty Party Rescue Mobile Games Trailer Collection 40... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIhmgoJRTvQ

https://roblox-phantom-forces.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000095159

https://www.trendhunter.com/trends/star-wars-decorations

How Going to the Toilet Started a War https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2_y6MmzFUw , https://www.youtube.com/@TheInfographicsShow/videos

TOILET WARS! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ng6Ng6DBRA , https://www.youtube.com/@GoldGloveTV/videos

https://matadornetwork.com/read/best-beautiful-public-toilets/

https://ittn.ie/news/what-are-the-best-and-worst-public-toilets-in-the-world It's all shite!

https://www.lonelyplanet.com/articles/extraordinary-toilets-around-the-world

https://www.archdaily.com/777990/see-2015-s-best-public-toilets-from-around-the-world

https://www.boredpanda.com/university-building-looks-like-toilet-north-china-water-conservancy-electric-power/

https://www.heatandplumb.com/blog/toilet-shaped-buildings

https://realtormarina.livejournal.com/54828.html

https://www.ndtv.com/offbeat/north-china-university-building-looks-like-a-giant-toilet-1755976

https://economictimes.indiatimes.com/magazines/panache/think-the-giant-toilet-university-is-weird-here-are-more-bizarre-shaped-buildings/north-china-university-of-water-resources/slideshow/61016889.cms

https://fusionanomaly.net/toilets.html

https://thedigitallabyrinth.blogspot.com/search?q=toilets  

https://thedigitallabyrinth.blogspot.com/search?q=blast+the+bowl

A Chinese carmaker has patented an in-car toilet

 https://www.topgear.com/car-news/tech/a-chinese-carmaker-has-patented-car-toilet-wait-what 

https://www.roadandtrack.com/news/a71074121/chinese-automaker-patents-passenger-seat-toilet/

 Chinese carmaker patents voice-controlled 'in-vehicle toilet' https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c1l92yv4mydo 

https://www.autoblog.com/news/chinese-automaker-patents-slide-out-toilet-built-into-car-seat 

Carmaker debuts voice-controlled ‘in-vehicle toilet’ https://nypost.com/2026/04/17/lifestyle/chinese-carmakers-rolling-out-cars-with-in-vehicle-toilet/ 

With an AI toilet you could really talk to it and get some advice. 

While the Chinese toilet car might seem new, in Japan people have been talking to the toile for years.

https://japan.stripes.com/travel/crazy-japanese-bathrooms-that-shock-foreigners.html

https://www.cnet.com/culture/japanese-create-talking-toilet/ 

https://www.reddit.com/r/japanese/comments/lo6q99/talking_japanese_toilet_good_evening_sir_would/ 

https://thedigitallabyrinth.blogspot.com/search?q=toilet

Snakes on a Plane...

Snakes_on_a_Plane (2006) was quite the movie for anyone trapped on a dangeroussssss flight. Especially if you are stuck on the toilet. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snakes_on_a_Plane#Internet

Everything Wrong With Snakes On A Plane https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q096V2cyXn4

Just another strange movie involving dangerous animals? 

How safe is any toilet?

https://www.newsweek.com/snake-slithers-out-toilet-bites-man-his-genitals This is such a horrible encounter with a toilet snake. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/austrian-man-bit-by-snake-toilet-b1878514.html

The Texas Toilet Snake https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJZu1AvU2ns (KHOU11Houston)

https://www.familyhandyman.com/article/how-to-avoid-snakes-slithering-up-your-toilet

The Toilet Cobra https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Na3-Y7PHegY If you are constipated, the toilet snake will really get things moving!

If you survive getting the shit bitten out of you, perhaps a memento is in order.

The anaconda in the toilet (Diorama)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pvl4ibwEIdI At the other end of the spectrum if the snake gives you diarrhea, then all the better to have a diarrhea-diorama. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8L2xpQIMjE

https://www.vulture.com/article/best-snake-movie-moments.html

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sssssss#Plot , https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070622

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070622/mediaviewer/rm3455596032

https://www.thestranger.com/slog/2020/08/14/44282951/four-unstreamable-horror-films

https://fusionanomaly.net/toilets.html

https://thedigitallabyrinth.blogspot.com/search?q=toilet+snake 

https://thedigitallabyrinth.blogspot.com/search?q=shit

The smart toilet era...

 https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2021/sep/23/the-smart-toilet-era-is-here-are-you-ready-to-share-your-analprint-with-big-tech

Toilet surveillance?

https://bargainbathroom.com/the-best-smart-toilet

https://www.toiletadvice.com/best-smart-toilets

https://www.ravereviews.org/home/best-smart-toilets

A good smart toilet should have a toilet-snake detection system. This would be a very nice security feature in many parts of the world. Otherwise, its Toilet+Terror time!

https://www.familyhandyman.com/article/how-to-avoid-snakes-slithering-up-your-toilet

Don't let the toilet snake bite your A$$!

Some other Scary Animals Found in Toilets https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ASym5txqNg

https://fusionanomaly.net/toilets.html

https://thedigitallabyrinth.blogspot.com/search?q=toilet

Moments of Movie Terror in the Bathroom

 https://www.denofgeek.com/movies/17-moments-of-movie-terror-in-the-bathroom

Monsters and creatures in the bathroom have become an occasionally familiar scene in various horror-movies.

https://flashbak.com/theyll-get-you-in-the-end-toilet-terror-in-horror-movies-22570

But sometimes there really is something waiting for you in the toilet.

https://people.com/pets/florida-man-finds-iguana-in-bathroom-toilet

Not as bad as finding a snake in the toilet, but it would still be quite a shock.

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2021/08/04/watch-where-you-sit-iguana-found-inside-florida-toilet

https://miami.cbslocal.com/2021/08/02/only-in-florida-iguana-toilet-hollywood

https://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/broward/fort-lauderdale/fl-ne-iguana-toilet-fort-lauderdale-20190314-story.html

If someone is constipated, the shit lizard will quickly get things moving!

https://www.tampabay.com/news/environment/wildlife/How-do-so-many-iguanas-get-in-Florida-toilet-bowls-_163266036 

https://fusionanomaly.net/toilets.html 

Its all about trying to scare the shit out of you.

https://thedigitallabyrinth.blogspot.com/search?q=toilet

Where do the Star Wars People Poop?

 https://gizmodo.com/star-wars-galactic-starcruiser-doug-chiang-toilets-disn-1848603607

A fine excremental article from, gizmodo.com/io9/sci-fi, indeed.

But wait, there's more toilet antics.

https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Toilet

https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Toilet/Legends?file=Dianoga_in_Toilets.jpg The shit snake. 

https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Toilet/Legends?file=Atat_toilet.jpg Blast the bowl.

https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Toilet/Legends of the WC Force.

https://www.syfy.com/syfy-wire/the-mandalorian-star-wars-toilets-use-the-bathroom

https://www.polygon.com/2019/5/30/18645863/disneyland-star-wars-land-map-bathroom-locations-galaxys-edge

https://jalopnik.com/lets-take-a-deep-dive-into-the-first-toilets-seen-in-th-1839870096

https://www.express.co.uk/entertainment/films/778952/Star-Wars-characters-toilet-Rebels-canon-Refreshers-Wedge-Antilles

If there could be a Hardware_Wars movie, then perhaps someday, there might be a TOILET WARS movie as well.

Robot Chicken Star Wars | The Best of the Dark Side www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3JHwOi7llg

https://fusionanomaly.net/toilets.html

https://thedigitallabyrinth.blogspot.com/search?q=toilet 

https://thedigitallabyrinth.blogspot.com/search?q=blast+the+bowl 

https://thedigitallabyrinth.blogspot.com/search?q=shit

A Snake on a Bus, etc.

 https://www.newsweek.com/snake-bus-large-reptile-spotted-slithering-floor-vehicle-1615160

Transporting any snake on a bus even a harmless one, isn't a good idea.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/b-c-bus-service-operator-seeks-snake-owner-after-reptile-left-behind-1.6125948

If the harmless Corn_snake got loose on the bus, some people might have thought that it was an Eastern_copperhead. 

https://bc.ctvnews.ca/snake-owner-sought-after-reptile-discovered-alone-on-b-c-bus-1.5532207

Just the sight of any snake on a bus would cause tremendous fear for the passengers. Many would consider that it might be a very dangerous Venomous_snake. 

Wearing a snake like a neck scarf on a bus will also frighten some people. https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-manchester-54163293

https://nypost.com/2020/09/15/bus-rider-wears-live-snake-instead-of-coronavirus-mask

https://nypost.com/2020/08/19/horrifying-video-shows-snake-emerging-from-toilet Fortunately, there isn't such a thing as a Cornhole toilet snake.

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/01/25/Snake-in-toilet-bites-woman-on-the-butt/3531548426612

The toilet snake is real but that's not its real name because different types of snakes can play this game. 

https://coconuts.co/bangkok/news/penis-spared-mans-butt-bitten-yet-another-terrifying-toilet-cobra

 Various creatures can become toilet or shit monsters.

https://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/python-traverses-toilet-plumbing-to-emerge-from-loo-and-bite-neighbors-genitals

Of course Sci-Fi movies have depicted all sorts of monsters and mutants.

The LV-223 Hammerpede shit snake, etc.

"The Hammerpede came as a result from LV-223's worms and contact with the Accelerant. Biologist Millburn seemed to get a little too friendly with the creature, and paid dearly for it." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyUd7hziOvE , https://www.youtube.com/c/AlienTheory/videos

https://alienanthology.fandom.com/wiki/Hammerpede It really wants to get into the stomach or intestines, one way or another. Then its victim becomes a food nest for a new monster.

Mutated worms or shit-snakes from LV-223 look for any potential victim to turn in into a food nest for a new intestinal monster to grow. Instead of sending in millions of soldiers to take over a world, a Chemical can be used to mutate almost any life form into a monster.

https://screenrant.com/lv233-differences-lv-426-explained , https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgaSzVPTtrE

The Alien movie series starts off with monstrous creatures in large eggs that like to jump out onto a victims face. A new creature quickly grows inside the victim and eventually wants to get out of its nest.

How To Beat THE XENOMORPH In "Alien" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR64F7dhB9g

7 fugitives remain on the run after New Orleans prison TOILET break

 https://www.foxnews.com/us/7-fugitives-remain-run-after-nola-prison-break-inside-job-suspected

A New Orleans toilet jailbreak isn't a daily occurrence. 

"The 10 inmates exited the jail through a wall behind a toilet at 1:01 a.m., according to Orleans Parish Sheriff Susan Hutson. They then made their way off the property through a loading dock door and scaled the perimeter wall using blankets to protect themselves from the barbed wire, Phipps said. From there, they had a clear path to railroad tracks and then the interstate."

https://abcnews.go.com/US/11-men-escape-new-orleans-jail-considered-armed/story?id=121879077

"Photos released by the sheriff's office show the inside of a cell where the escape is believed to have happened. A large hole was cut behind a toilet with phrases such as "We Innocent" and "To Easy LoL" written above it."

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/louisiana-orleans-inmates-escape-rcna207232

It's not been reported if any of them took a dump before their escape. There would be plenty of suspense, pressure and excitement, therefore a potential to release some excrement. Once all of them are captured they can all be sleeping next to a toilet to lament with their excrement!

https://thedigitallabyrinth.blogspot.com/search?q=toilet

Sam Bankman-Fried Got What He Wanted, but now his life is in the toilet

 https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2022/12/sbf-ftx-downfall-cryptocurrency-regulation-future/672461

After all of the antics, his freedom will be taken away, his life is in the toilet.

https://www.vox.com/future-perfect/23500014/effective-altruism-sam-bankman-fried-ftx-crypto

Of course Sam_Bankman-Fried could have bought himself a nice bunker and lived next to a toilet, hiding for the rest of his life.

https://www.bbc.com/news/business-63953096

Now, he is facing the rest of his life living next to a prison toilet.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-12-13/sbf-news-ftx-founder-faces-up-to-115-years-if-convicted-on-fraud-charges

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/11/30/former-ftx-ceo-sam-bankman-fried-says-i-didnt-ever-try-to-commit-fraud.html

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sam_Bankman-Fried#Arrest

So now he has a life where he can lament upon his excrement.

https://www.reuters.com/legal/bankman-fried-appear-bahamas-court-us-unveil-charges-2022-12-13/

https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/currencies/inside-ftx-founder-sam-bankman-frieds-senior-class-prank-report-2022-12

https://www.vox.com/future-perfect/23462333/sam-bankman-fried-ftx-cryptocurrency-effective-altruism-crypto-bahamas-philanthropy

https://www.forbes.com/sites/nicholasreimann/2022/11/30/i-didnt-ever-try-to-commit-fraud-sam-bankman-fried-responds-to-ftx-collapse-in-new-interview/?sh=5b9d48b02aa1

https://cryptonews.com/tags/sam-bankman-fried

https://fusionanomaly.net/toilets.html

The fusion of crappy currency is desired by some.

https://learn.bybit.com/altcoins/how-to-know-if-a-shicoin-is-good-or-bad/

https://www.entrepreneur.com/money-finance/how-to-identify-and-avoid-shitcoins-in-the-cryptocurrency/373188

https://www.fool.com/investing/stock-market/market-sectors/financials/cryptocurrency-stocks/shitcoin

https://theface.com/life/shitcoins-cryptocurrency-guide-reddit-binance-smart-chain-investments-money

https://www.outlookindia.com/outlook-spotlight/7-low-value-shitcoins-that-will-explode-in-2023-news-234530 Blast the bowl!

Dwight's Toilet Office https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4GJby5y6sM , https://www.youtube.com/@TheOfficeUS/videos

https://fusionanomaly.net/toilets.html

https://thedigitallabyrinth.blogspot.com/search?q=Sam+Bankman-Fried

https://thedigitallabyrinth.blogspot.com/search?q=toilet

Halloween Contest on The Office TV series

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GXJroiTMMc , https://www.youtube.com/@TheOfficeUS/videos

The_Office became quite a popular TV_series.

Dwight's Toilet Office https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4GJby5y6sM , https://www.youtube.com/@TheOfficeUS/videos There is nothing like blast the bowld entertainment.

https://www.slashfilm.com/1044495/the-funniest-moments-in-the-office-ranked

https://screenrant.com/funniest-episodes-the-office

https://www.buzzfeed.com/bendzialdowski/best-moments-the-office

https://www.looper.com/474708/the-office-funniest-moments-ranked

https://collider.com/office-most-cringeworthy-moments

https://mashable.com/article/the-office-best-moments

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Office_(American_TV_series)#Characters

https://screenrant.com/the-office-main-characters-funniest-scene/

Toilet Humor | Never-Before-Seen Cold Open | A Peacock Extra | The Office https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moTRUU4MRPM , https://www.youtube.com/@TheOfficeUS/videos

https://movieweb.com/the-office-new-cold-open-toilet-tragedy

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/the-office-toilet-tragedy_n_61d27ca9e4b061afe3a86446

https://www.cheatsheet.com/entertainment/the-office-watch-never-before-seen-cold-open-michael-scott-toilet-tragedy.html

https://thedigitallabyrinth.blogspot.com/search?q=toilet

Toilet WARS

https://diply.com/10018339/star-wars-fans-you-have-to-see-the-way-this-man-altered-his-toilet

How Did Darth+Vader Go To The Toilet? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqoJX5Q-QQU

https://www.pinterest.ca/pin/607352699726446671

There can be plenty of blast the bowl antics and entertainment...

https://odditymall.com/use-the-force-star-wars-toilet-bathroom-sign

https://www.flickr.com/photos/storm_tk431/6254118954

https://kutv.com/news/local/its-hilarious-parody-art-steals-the-spotlight-at-fanx

10 Surprising Things Darth Vader's Armor Did https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syEs3ARf3uk , https://www.youtube.com/@GenerationTech/videos

Being Vader for Albuquerque Comic Con 2019 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QH_0NVLRxE

So at Comic Con or almost anywhere, at some point it might be time to take a dump break. How much of the DV gear has to be removed? Do you just drop your pants and cape? Do you crap while still wearing the helmet?

Just use the-force and blast it out as fast as you can!

Putting on a movie accurate Darth Vader suit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KYWdc1BO9c , https://www.youtube.com/@alaskavader7317/videos

https://fusionanomaly.net/toilets.html

https://thedigitallabyrinth.blogspot.com/search?q=toilet 

https://thedigitallabyrinth.blogspot.com/search?q=blast+the+bowl

World’s Most Expensive Cell Phones

http://most-expensive.com/cell-phone-mobile
All this extra bling doesn't make the phone work any better.
http://gadgets.ndtv.com/photos/ten-most-expensive-smartphones-you-ll-probably-never-buy-17842

a $22,000 Android phone 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDuLS7SPe8A

http://blog.laptopmag.com/most-expensive-smartphones

Sure, you can also have a gold plated toilet seat, but the shit still goes to the same place, in the end.

No wonder most people prefer to buy a cell+phone in the $500-$1000 range, because all that extra bling isn't worth a shit.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/timworstall/2013/03/23/more-people-have-mobile-phones-than-toilets/?sh=1d98c18d6569

https://i.imgur.com/fYxennn.jpg 

Someone really wanted to have a toilet command center.

https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/1iqf6l/toilet_pc  

If you make a series of bad investments, you can lament upon your excrement.

The Toilet Office, it's the ultimate commode command center.

Robot Chicken Star Wars 3 - Clip 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3QDYSZieJI , https://www.youtube.com/user/RevolverEntertainmnt/videos

https://fusionanomaly.net/feelthepowerofthedarksidevadertoilepaper.jpg , 

https://fusionanomaly.net/toilets.html

https://www.disparody.com/products/serenity-darth-vader-on-toilet-12x9-gallery-wrapped-canvas-by-bucket

https://thedigitallabyrinth.blogspot.com/search?q=toilet

Artemis Has a Toilet Problem That NASA Can’t Seem To Get Rid Of

 https://www.zmescience.com/science/news-science/artemis-has-a-toilet-problem-that-nasa-cant-seem-to-get-rid-of/ 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-15710785/artemis-ii-toilet-breaks-space-crisis.html

https://www.ctvnews.ca/sci-tech/article/broken-toilet-no-showers-and-farts-here-is-everything-the-artemis-ii-crew-is-dealing-with/ 

https://www.cbc.ca/news/science/artemis-ii-toilet-9.7153491 

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c87wy05wr4no

More than halfway to the moon, the Artemis II astronauts grappled with a toilet problem

 https://www.cnn.com/2026/04/04/science/artemis-2-toilet-malfunction 

https://www.space.com/space-exploration/artemis/artemis-2-astronauts-now-halfway-to-the-moon-report-burning-smell-from-toilet-but-everythings-fine 

https://www.foxnews.com/us/artemis-ii-astronauts-face-toilet-trouble-head-toward-moon  

Artemis II is going so well that we’re left to talk about frozen urine https://arstechnica.com/space/2026/04/artemis-ii-is-going-so-well-that-were-left-to-talk-about-frozen-urine/  

https://thedigitallabyrinth.blogspot.com/search?q=Artemis+II

There was some toilet trouble on NASA's Artemis 2 mission to the moon

 https://www.space.com/space-exploration/artemis/theres-a-bit-of-toilet-trouble-on-nasas-artemis-2-mission-to-the-moon 

Blast off and then blast the bowl. 

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/artemis-iis-toilet-is-a-moon-mission-milestone/ 

https://thedigitallabyrinth.blogspot.com/search?q=Artemis+II

https://thedigitallabyrinth.blogspot.com/search?q=toilet

Beware of the 666 Toilet Snake, ET mutant life and other excremental things!

 https://animals.howstuffworks.com/animal-facts/can-snakes-really-come-up-toilet-pipe.htm

The Texas Toilet Snake https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJZu1AvU2ns

What if there was an ET hammerhead shit snake that either wants to go down your throat or up your....?

https://alienanthology.fandom.com/wiki/Hammerpede It can just as easily set up its nest in the intestines as in the stomach. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyUd7hziOvE

There are all sorts of monsters just looking to turn someone into a food-nest. https://www.avpgalaxy.net/alien-movies/prometheus/creatures 

http://alienexplorations.blogspot.com/2012/02/biological-entity-with-t-shaped-head.html

https://monsterlegacy.net/2013/03/04/prometheus-trilobite-deacon-hammerpede-alien/

https://www.moviefone.com/2017/05/16/alien-ridley-scott-facts/

PROMETHEUS (2012) Everything Explained https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmRTrRxJ328

Watching Monsters_Inside_Me might help a lot of people with constipation or simply cause them to vomit. https://www.animalplanet.com/tv-shows/monsters-inside-me

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Octaman If this gets a hold of  you it will do more than dance.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tentacles_(film) , https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3pIiuHQ2Sc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcfAYywAVW8

https://gfycat.com/acrobaticscrawnybarnacle

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sssssss#Plot , https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOkQ_-XtwlA , https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070622/mediaviewer/rm3388487168

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dreamscape_(1984_film) The snake-man is a pretty freaky creature.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep_Rising#Plot , https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GDcC_zo-W4

https://non-aliencreatures.fandom.com/wiki/Octalus , https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJVrEduXwSM

If this monster doesn't scare it out of you, that doesn't matter, because you still become its supper.

Two more soggy monster movies.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DeepStar_Six#Plot Of course monsters can be BIG or small. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leviathan_(1989_film)#Plot

A much more recent version of the underwater beast.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underwater_(film)#Plot , https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5774060/mediaviewer/rm1518840321 , https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5774060/mediaviewer/rm2894572033

The mutant snake monster in Prometheus. https://screenrant.com/prometheus-deleted-scenes-blu-ray

The Hammerpede came as a result from LV-223's worms and contact with the Mutant Life Accelerant. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyUd7hziOvE

https://www.alien-covenant.com/topic/23988 That mutant snake could nest in the stomach or the intestines but then, it would become a, SHIT SNAKE.

https://alienanthology.fandom.com/wiki/Hammerpede One way or another, this monster will help you shit!

https://fusionanomaly.net/toilets.html

https://thedigitallabyrinth.blogspot.com/search?q=toilet+snake 

https://thedigitallabyrinth.blogspot.com/search?q=shit

Artemis II suffers embarrassing toilet issue just hours after moon launch

 https://nypost.com/2026/04/02/us-news/artemis-ii-suffers-embarrassing-toilet-issue-just-hours-after-moon-launch/ 

https://www.skyatnightmagazine.com/news/artemis-ii-crew-troubleshoot-orion-toilet-in-latest-live-mission-update 

https://thedigitallabyrinth.blogspot.com/search?q=Artemis+II

Blocked toilets, fire damage and injured sailors: US aircraft carrier to sail for repairs in Crete, Greece

https://www.irishtimes.com/world/middle-east/2026/03/18/blocked-toilers-fire-damage-and-injured-sailors-us-aircraft-carrier-to-set-sail-for-repairs-in-crete Despite its might, problems persist. This is total SHITE! 

https://www.reddit.com/r/cretetravel/comments/1i8uv4s/are_toilets_different_in_greece  

So, the $HIP of $HIT returned to Crete to repair its toilet troubles and excret issues.

https://www.worldnomads.com/travel-safety/europe/greece/toilets-in-greece-water-safety

https://www.navytimes.com/news/your-navy/2026/01/22/the-navys-largest-ship-continues-to-be-plagued-by-plumbing-issues/ 

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/Excrete , Crete_Naval_Base

https://taskandpurpose.com/news/navy-carrier-ford-toilets-clogged

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crete_Naval_Base#Facilities

https://www.forbes.com/sites/petersuciu/2026/01/17/the-toilets-on-the-us-navys-newest-supercarrier-are-still-clogging/ 

https://www.reddit.com/r/Military/comments/1re8fih/uss_gerald_r_ford_the_worlds_most_advanced/

Perhaps someday, if enough people eat some very powerful chili, a ship might be able to blast off. 

https://www.reddit.com/r/greece/comments/pjoyho/am_i_not_allowed_to_take_a_shit_in_greece_crete/ 

A modern toilet is always better whenever you have to blast the bowl.

https://www.tripadvisor.ca/ShowTopic-g189413-i424-k1229872-Toilets_in_Crete-Crete.html

https://thenewgreece.com/en/unknown-crete/crete-the-birthplace-of-cleanliness-and-hygiene/ 

https://toilet-guru.com/minoan/  

https://thedigitallabyrinth.blogspot.com/search?q=toilets

Sam Bankman-Fried’s Bahamas jail luxury: Cable television, AC and a Toilet

"Under lockdown, day after day, Bankman-Fried’s routine was the same.

Inmates are roused when the morning guard shift arrives around 6 a.m. Individual guards have been assigned to watch over Bankman-Fried during the 2 p.m. to 10 p.m. and 10 p.m. to 6 a.m. shifts, in a nod to his notoriety. A prison doctor has examined Bankman-Fried twice a day. A barn-like door provides a modicum of privacy for the shared shower and toilet." https://financialpost.com/fp-finance/cryptocurrency/sam-bankman-fried-bahamas-jail-luxury

https://cryptonews.com/news/official-sam-bankman-fried-enters-fbi-custody-and-set-to-appear-in-front-of-us-judge-as-associates-ellison-and-wang-turn-on-him.htm

https://cryptonews.com/tags/sam-bankman-fried

Is his life really going to be in the toilet now? Perhaps with some bargaining, he will try to get a lighter sentence, but his life will still be in the crapper.

https://thedigitallabyrinth.blogspot.com/search?q=Sam+Bankman-Fried