Dunedin, NZ councillor’s Zoom call from bathroom makes global headlines

 https://www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/361017077/dunedin-councillors-zoom-call-bathroom-makes-global-headlines 

Just have a toilet video conference call while someone else is in the shower.

https://www.nine.com.au/world-news/new-zealand/dunedin-city-council-jo-galer-confusion-after-politician-joins-meeting-from-bathroom-20260806-p60luq.html 

https://www.news24.com.au/world/global-affairs/nz-politician-caught-on-zoom-from-bathroom-in-awkward-viral-moment/video/8d85646065da6409c4bc352f28fd5bb0?amp&nk=24afa419d5ff564432164cf216785593-1786113465

https://www.ctvnews.ca/world/article/we-can-see-your-washing-nz-politician-joins-meeting-from-bathroom/ 

While this isn't supposed to be NZ Toilet-Humour, it ended up going that way.

https://allthetropes.org/wiki/Toilet_Humour

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ToiletHumour 

Of course its never a good idea to have a toilet conference meeting whenever you have to blast+the+bowl. 

https://unitedfresh.co.nz/news-events/food-safety/cyclospora-poses-minimal-risks-for-new-zealand

Fortunately, NZ hasn't had any recent cases of explosive+diarrhea from bad food.

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/wellington-cryptosporidiosis-outbreak-what-is-it-and-how-do-you-get-it/YLFYZLO5F5EA7LTHHAQLXC7OEY

https://www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/350290750/cryptosporidium-outbreak-what-we-know-about-cases-rise-across-nz 

https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/health/511676/health-agency-sounds-warning-over-rise-in-cryptosporidium-cases

Investigation of 9-State Outbreak of Cyclospora Illnesses: Iceberg Lettuce

 https://www.fda.gov/food/outbreaks-foodborne-illness/investigation-9-state-outbreak-cyclospora-illnesses-iceberg-lettuce-july-2026 

https://www.cdc.gov/cyclosporiasis/outbreaks/07-26/index.html 

https://www.uchealth.org/today/cyclospora-outbreak-what-to-know/ 

Unfortunately, with such a powerful force, you will either shit your pants, because you can't make it to the toilet fast enough. Or, if you do, you will blast+the+bowl. 

https://foodpoisoningbulletin.com/

https://thedigitallabyrinth.blogspot.com/search?q=cyclosporiasis+outbreak 

https://thedigitallabyrinth.blogspot.com/search?q=shit

Taco Bell Is No Longer Selling These 5 Menu Items After Parasite Outbreak Causes ‘Explosive Diarrhea’

 https://www.allrecipes.com/taco-bell-michigan-lettuce-recall-12015300 

This became quite a BLAST THE BOWL situation. Unfortunately, some people couldn't even make it to the toilet bowl in time.  

https://thedigitallabyrinth.blogspot.com/search?q=Taco+Bell 

https://thedigitallabyrinth.blogspot.com/search?q=blast+the+bowl

https://thedigitallabyrinth.blogspot.com/search?q=explosive+diarrhea

David Duchovny Lives the Technicolor Universe While Eating Spicy Wings

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qgIJVm5Fo4 , https://www.youtube.com/@FirstWeFeast/videos

Eating something so powerful can generate quite a tremendous intestinal force, causing you to blast the bowl after your volatile feast.

https://dudewipes.com/blogs/dude-blog/why-does-spicy-food-make-you-poop?srsltid=AfmBOorLYaar-oXM1ONfrpORdVD227RlvneLkiyKLXW0-a_pwqIOwY7s 

You might even feel like an alien shit monster is trying to blast out of you, ASAP!

https://www.verywellhealth.com/why-does-spicy-food-cause-diarrhea-1088717

DREAMCATCHER (The Ripley Alien Parasite + Ending) EXPLAINED https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-4oZMmwSCk

Dreamcatcher | Alien In The Toilet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MjAFyoSZ6U 

Dreamcatcher | Alien Encounter | ClipZone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i03OL1tlLJw 

https://thedigitallabyrinth.blogspot.com/search?q=blast+the+bowl

https://thedigitallabyrinth.blogspot.com/search?q=toilet 

https://thedigitallabyrinth.blogspot.com/search?q=shit

Texas-bound flight diverted to Tahiti after alleged drunk passenger bites cabin crew

 https://nypost.com/2026/05/17/us-news/texas-bound-flight-diverted-to-tahiti-after-alleged-drunk-passenger-bites-cabin-crew "Alleged front-row footage of the passenger, which was uploaded to social media by comedian Mike Goldstein, shows the man stumbling out of the toilet still doing his belt up." 

Nothing like drunken, bearded violence on a plane.

A Chinese carmaker has patented an in-car toilet

 https://www.topgear.com/car-news/tech/a-chinese-carmaker-has-patented-car-toilet-wait-what 

https://www.roadandtrack.com/news/a71074121/chinese-automaker-patents-passenger-seat-toilet/

 Chinese carmaker patents voice-controlled 'in-vehicle toilet' https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c1l92yv4mydo 

https://www.autoblog.com/news/chinese-automaker-patents-slide-out-toilet-built-into-car-seat 

Carmaker debuts voice-controlled ‘in-vehicle toilet’ https://nypost.com/2026/04/17/lifestyle/chinese-carmakers-rolling-out-cars-with-in-vehicle-toilet/ 

With an AI toilet you could really talk to it and get some advice. 

While the Chinese toilet car might seem new, in Japan people have been talking to the toile for years.

https://japan.stripes.com/travel/crazy-japanese-bathrooms-that-shock-foreigners.html

https://www.cnet.com/culture/japanese-create-talking-toilet/ 

https://www.reddit.com/r/japanese/comments/lo6q99/talking_japanese_toilet_good_evening_sir_would/ 

https://thedigitallabyrinth.blogspot.com/search?q=toilet

Artemis Has a Toilet Problem That NASA Can’t Seem To Get Rid Of

 https://www.zmescience.com/science/news-science/artemis-has-a-toilet-problem-that-nasa-cant-seem-to-get-rid-of/ 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-15710785/artemis-ii-toilet-breaks-space-crisis.html

https://www.ctvnews.ca/sci-tech/article/broken-toilet-no-showers-and-farts-here-is-everything-the-artemis-ii-crew-is-dealing-with/ 

https://www.cbc.ca/news/science/artemis-ii-toilet-9.7153491 

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c87wy05wr4no

Moon-bound Artemis II crew reflects on wonder of deep space experience

 https://www.cbsnews.com/news/artemis-ii-crew-moon-flight-smooth-flight-toilet-issue/ 

https://www.popsci.com/space/diarrhea-space 

https://thedigitallabyrinth.blogspot.com/search?q=Artemis+II

More than halfway to the moon, the Artemis II astronauts grappled with a toilet problem

 https://www.cnn.com/2026/04/04/science/artemis-2-toilet-malfunction 

https://www.space.com/space-exploration/artemis/artemis-2-astronauts-now-halfway-to-the-moon-report-burning-smell-from-toilet-but-everythings-fine 

https://www.foxnews.com/us/artemis-ii-astronauts-face-toilet-trouble-head-toward-moon  

Artemis II is going so well that we’re left to talk about frozen urine https://arstechnica.com/space/2026/04/artemis-ii-is-going-so-well-that-were-left-to-talk-about-frozen-urine/  

https://thedigitallabyrinth.blogspot.com/search?q=Artemis+II

Artemis II Flight Crew and Ground Teams Successfully Troubleshoot Orion’s Toilet

 https://www.nasa.gov/blogs/missions/2026/04/02/artemis-ii-flight-update-crew-and-ground-teams-successfully-troubleshoot-orions-toilet/ 

https://www.nbcnews.com/science/space/artemis-ii-astronauts-moon-path-toilet-email-issues-rcna266448 

https://thedigitallabyrinth.blogspot.com/search?q=Artemis+II

Artemis II suffers embarrassing toilet issue just hours after moon launch

 https://nypost.com/2026/04/02/us-news/artemis-ii-suffers-embarrassing-toilet-issue-just-hours-after-moon-launch/ 

https://www.skyatnightmagazine.com/news/artemis-ii-crew-troubleshoot-orion-toilet-in-latest-live-mission-update 

https://thedigitallabyrinth.blogspot.com/search?q=Artemis+II

There was some toilet trouble on NASA's Artemis 2 mission to the moon

 https://www.space.com/space-exploration/artemis/theres-a-bit-of-toilet-trouble-on-nasas-artemis-2-mission-to-the-moon 

Blast off and then blast the bowl. 

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/artemis-iis-toilet-is-a-moon-mission-milestone/ 

https://thedigitallabyrinth.blogspot.com/search?q=Artemis+II

https://thedigitallabyrinth.blogspot.com/search?q=toilet

$25,000 in tech and a 90$ dollar foam mattress bed

 https://www.reddit.com/r/Alienware/comments/1s5b07i/25000_in_tech_vs_90_dollar_foam_mattress_bed/ 

While living in a very small area can be a pain, sometimes a miniature living-room-bedroom combination can work. 

While a toilet-den could be a little challenging, its still possible as well https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/1iqf6l/toilet_pc 

Why This Tiny Apartment is Taking Over American Cities https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejPOLhfBpy8

Typical Chinese Family Apartment Tour | What $1200 Rent Gets You in Shanghai 2026 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meJ6PL5y1os 

Inside Paris’ Craziest Tiny Apartments https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuxeLfGkqvE

Inside London's Smallest Apartments https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKLLYmZi1lI 

Inside Tokyo's WEIRDEST TINY APARTMENT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-1Dwhh7dEc

Inside some of  New York's Smallest Apartments https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guvngixrJPs 

30 AMAZING MINI HOUSES https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpngfb2kIaw

https://www.southernliving.com/home/tiny-house-plans 

https://town-n-country-living.com/explore-six-amazing-tiny-houses-see-inside-and-out.html

https://www.dwell.com/article/tiniest-tiny-homes-bafb7d23 

https://www.thespruce.com/tiny-homes-that-dont-sacrifice-design-1975783 

https://www.archdaily.com/804435/10-brilliant-micro-houses-that-are-revolutionizing-micro-living

Of course some people opt to take their living-space on the road, in the form of a Stealth Camper Van. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPooZaUoJFQ  

Family of 6 Lives in a Luxury Double Decker Bus Why This Tiny Apartment is Taking Over American Cities Nice for those on the go who can afford it it.

People Actually Live in These Houses https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtLAYWN0kLU

USS Gerald R. Ford Returns To Crete Naval Base After Allegations of “Deliberate Fire” Surfaced Online

 https://www.eurasiantimes.com/iran-war-uss-gerald-r-ford-returns-to-crete-naval-base-after-allegations-of-deliberate-fire-surfaced-online/ 

Such a $HIT-load of problems and toilet trouble!

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/03/20/did-exhausted-sailors-set-fire-to-uss-gerald-r-ford/ 

https://economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/defence/f-35-hit-mid-mission-uss-ford-fire-is-us-military-dominance-under-real-world-stress-test-now/videoshow/129715969.cms 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Gerald_R._Ford

NJ sues ICE, DHS to stop plan to turn 4-toilet warehouse into mass detention facility

 https://www.nbcnewyork.com/new-jersey/nj-roxbury-lawsuit-ice-dhs-detention-center/6479070/ 

Most people don't want to be treated like $HIT.

https://www.insidernj.com/in-suit-sherrill-gop-mayor-fight-trump-detention-plan-for-roxbury/

https://www.cbsnews.com/newyork/news/new-jersey-sues-ice-roxbury-detention-facility-sherrill-says/ 

https://abc7ny.com/post/new-jersey-leaders-file-lawsuit-stop-proposed-ice-detention-center-roxbury-nj/18741859/ 

https://www.janm.org/press/release/janm-condemns-plans-convert-warehouses-large-scale-immigrant-detention-centers

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/feb/13/ice-warehouses-detention-centers-dhs 

https://thedigitallabyrinth.blogspot.com/search?q=toilets 

Blocked toilets, fire damage and injured sailors: US aircraft carrier to sail for repairs in Crete, Greece

https://www.irishtimes.com/world/middle-east/2026/03/18/blocked-toilers-fire-damage-and-injured-sailors-us-aircraft-carrier-to-set-sail-for-repairs-in-crete Despite its might, problems persist. This is total SHITE! 

https://www.reddit.com/r/cretetravel/comments/1i8uv4s/are_toilets_different_in_greece  

So, the $HIP of $HIT returned to Crete to repair its toilet troubles and excret issues.

https://www.worldnomads.com/travel-safety/europe/greece/toilets-in-greece-water-safety

https://www.navytimes.com/news/your-navy/2026/01/22/the-navys-largest-ship-continues-to-be-plagued-by-plumbing-issues/ 

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/Excrete , Crete_Naval_Base

https://taskandpurpose.com/news/navy-carrier-ford-toilets-clogged

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crete_Naval_Base#Facilities

https://www.forbes.com/sites/petersuciu/2026/01/17/the-toilets-on-the-us-navys-newest-supercarrier-are-still-clogging/ 

https://www.reddit.com/r/Military/comments/1re8fih/uss_gerald_r_ford_the_worlds_most_advanced/

Perhaps someday, if enough people eat some very powerful chili, a ship might be able to blast off. 

https://www.reddit.com/r/greece/comments/pjoyho/am_i_not_allowed_to_take_a_shit_in_greece_crete/ 

A modern toilet is always better whenever you have to blast the bowl.

https://www.tripadvisor.ca/ShowTopic-g189413-i424-k1229872-Toilets_in_Crete-Crete.html

https://thenewgreece.com/en/unknown-crete/crete-the-birthplace-of-cleanliness-and-hygiene/ 

https://toilet-guru.com/minoan/  

https://thedigitallabyrinth.blogspot.com/search?q=toilets

Fire damage, clogged toilets, and sinking morale: USS Gerald R Ford to set sail for repairs in Crete

Aircraft carrier has been participating in strikes on Iran, after previously taking part in the operation to seize Venezuela’s president Nicolás Maduro https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/18/onboard-fire-uss-gerald-ford-aircraft-carrier  

https://www.popularmechanics.com/military/navy-ships/a31929628/uss-ford-toilet Its the ship of shit.

https://www.wsj.com/us-news/missed-funerals-and-blocked-toilets-iran-deployment-takes-a-toll-on-u-s-sailors-7e230962

https://www.npr.org/2026/01/17/nx-s1-5680167/major-plumbing-headache-haunts-13-billion-u-s-carrier-off-the-coast-of-venezuela 

toilet trouble

https://thedigitallabyrinth.blogspot.com/search?q=shit 

Is The Matrix Actually Real?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woRTFEWhYYo Through the Wormhole | Science Channel  

https://www.reddit.com/r/matrix/comments/rnwb8d/a very_interesting_toilet shot Thinking on the toilet Matrix.

William Shatner Stars in Kellogg's Raisin Bran Super Bowl Commercial as Will Shat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFnGPi0CVp8 

There could be a whole line of Will Shat, $HIT-BLAST and captains chair toilet products.

https://people.com/william-shatner-stars-in-2026-super-bowl-commercial-for-kellogg-s-raisin-bran-exclusive-11891855 

https://people.com/william-shatner-seen-arriving-at-a-studio-with-raisin-bran-after-viral-photo-of-him-eating-in-car-11890042

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8 Examples on how XR helps scale military simulation training across domains https://varjo.com/blog/8-examples-on-how-xr-helps-scale-military-simulation-training-across-domains  

https://operatorxr.com/insights/usdepartmentofdefense-subcontract

67 Super Bowl Chili Recipes to Feed a Crowd

 https://www.foodnetwork.com/big-game/big-game-mains/top-chili-recipes 

So much intestinal pressure, it's just a matter of time when you have got to blast the toilet bowl. That's what some all-beef-Superbowl-chili can do for you and the toilet bowl. 

https://spoonuniversity.com/lifestyle/super-bowl-chili-recipe-essay/

https://www.food.com/recipe/super-bowl-chili-197410 

It's all about blast the bowl entertainment and excrement!

https://flourchild.com/super-bowl-chili/ 

https://www.fartbook.com/groups/1129708133725102/posts/4123205144375371/ 

https://www.justapinch.com/recipes/main-course/pork/super-bowl-chili-anytime.html 

https://meatified.com/super-bowl-crock-pot-chili/ 

https://food52.com/recipes/15874-superbowl-chili  

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Bowl_LX , https://levisstadium.com/event/super-bowl-lx/ 

https://levisstadium.com/stadium-az-guide , https://newatlas.com/levis-stadium/33468/

https://seatgeek.ca/blog/levis-stadium-seatgeeks-complete-guide-to-events-in-the-bay-area

https://www.stadiumjourney.com/stadiums/levis-stadium-s1845 

https://www.architecturaldigest.com/story/san-francisco-49ers-new-stadium

https://www.mercurynews.com/2014/08/08/levis-stadium-guide-from-toilets-to-wines-for-sale-a-few-fast-facts/ 

Of course sometimes things can get crappy.

https://www.neorsd.org/sb50-stadium-prep-includes-flushing-a 

https://www.pro-football-reference.com/super-bowl

https://www.espn.com/nfl/superbowl/history/winners 

https://thedigitallabyrinth.blogspot.com/search?q=blast+the+bowl